// Membership Criteria
We do not check religion, caste, or gender.
We do, however, have four (4) standards.
By force, by choice, or by principle. We don't ask.
Physically only. The brain may continue to spiral.
Minimum 11 hours a day, including bathroom breaks.
As long as the content is sharp, honest, and points at something that actually matters.
// Register Your Presence
These fields are optional. No verification. No spam. Just a name in the swarm.
✦ Check all four requirements to unlock
// Processing Membership
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You are now officially part of the Cockroach Janata Party.
No certificate. No badge. Just the quiet dignity of knowing
you belong to something beautifully useless and completely right.